SMS Collection Part II
Tuesday, August 15, 2006
The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" Sure" replied her lover "What's your phone number?" A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk. The young woman opened her handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me alright." A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it would be ," said the patient with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long." "I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor." "Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?" "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over." The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." The wife phoned her husband in the office and said, "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." "Good" replied the husband, "make sure she's well done."
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