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Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!

Thursday, August 10, 2006

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!! 1. *Symptom*: Cold and humid feet. * Cause*: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). * Cure:* Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. *Symptom*: The wall facing you is full of lights. * Cause*: You're lying on the floor.* Cure:* Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. *Symptom*: The floor looks blurry. * Cause*: You're looking through an empty glass. * Cure:* Quickly refill with your favorite beverage. 4. *Symptom*: The floor is moving.* Cause*: You're being dragged away. * Cure:* At least ask where they're taking you. 5. *Symptom*: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. * Cause*: You have your glass on your ear. * Cure:* Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. *Symptom*: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. * Cause*: You're in an ambulance. * Cure:* Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. 7. *Symptom*: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. * Cause*: You're in the wrong house.* Cure:* Ask if they can point you to your house.