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Wonderful definitions of designations at office

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in Onemonth. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies inone month. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if noman and woman are available. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'llproduce a child with zero resources. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered,they'll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to producea baby. And lastly................. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.