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2007-04-22T18:17:00.000+05:30

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iPhone See The Difference

2007-02-24T13:28:00.000+05:30

Apple's announcements at 9th Jan 9AM San Fransisco Steve Jobs KeyNote 1.AppleTV - Oops Symbol(Apple) TV - See the difference :-) 2. iPhone - No - iPhone is copyrighted by Cisco - so Product Symbol(Apple)iPhone - See the difference You have to see this link - http://www.engadget.com/2007/01/09/the-apple-iphone/ iPhone combines three products — a revolutionary mobile phone, a widescreen iPod with touch controls, and a breakthrough Internet communications device with desktop-class email, web browsing, maps, and searching — into one small and lightweight handheld device. iPhone also introduces an entirely new user interface based on a large multi-touch display and pioneering new software, letting you control everything with just your fingers. So it ushers in an era of software power and sophistication never before seen in a mobile device, completely redefining what you can do on a mobile phone. Technical Specifications Screen size 3.5 inches Screen resolution 320 by 480 at 160 ppi Input method Multi-touch Operating system OS X Storage 4GB or 8GB GSM Quad-band (MHz: 850, 900, 1800, 1900) Wireless data Wi-Fi (802.11b/g) + EDGE + Bluetooth 2.0 Camera 2.0 megapixels Battery * Up to 5 hours Talk / Video / Browsing * Up to 16 hours Audio playback Dimensions 4.5 x 2.4 x 0.46 inches / 115 x 61 x 11.6mm Weight 4.8 ounces / 135 grams iPhone is a widescreen iPod with touch controls that lets you enjoy all your content — including music, audiobooks, videos, TV shows, and movies — on a beautiful 3.5-inch widescreen display. It also lets you sync your content from the iTunes library on your PC or Mac. And then you can access it all with just the touch of a finger. · Music Scroll through your songs, artists, albums, and playlists with just a flick of a finger. Album artwork is dramatically presented on the large display. And now use Cover Flow to browse your music library by album artwork for the first time on an iPod. Video iPhone's stunning 3.5-inch widescreen display is the ultimate way to watch TV shows and movies from the iTunes Store on a pocketable device. Just tap the touch controls for play/pause, chapter forward/backward, and volume. Music Scroll through your songs, artists, albums, and playlists with just a flick of a finger. Album artwork is dramatically presented on the large display. And now use Cover Flow to browse your music library by album artwork for the first time on an iPod. iPhone is a revolutionary new mobile phone that allows you to make a call by simply pointing your finger at a name or number in your address book, a favorites list, or a call log. It also automatically syncs all your contacts from a PC, Mac, or Internet service. And it lets you select and listen to voicemail messages in whatever order you want — just like email. *Receiving and making a call With iPhone, making a call is as simple as touching a name or number. In addition, you can easily construct a favorites list for your most frequently made calls, and quickly merge calls together to create conference calls. Visual Voicemail An industry first, Visual Voicemail allows you to go directly to any of your messages without listening to the prior messages. So you can quickly select the messages that are most important to you. SMS iPhone includes an SMS application with a predictive QWERTY soft keyboard that prevents and corrects mistakes, making it easier and more efficient to use than the small plastic keyboards on many smartphones. Photos iPhone features a 2-megapixel camera and a photo management application that goes far beyond anything on a phone today. Sync photos from your PC or Mac, and you're ready to browse or email them with the flick of a finger. Receiving and making a call With iPhone, making a call is as simple as touching a name or number. In addition, you can easily construct a favorites list for your most frequently made calls, and quickly merge calls together to create conference calls. iPhone features a rich HTML email client and Safari — the most advanced web browser ever on a portable device — which automatically syncs bookmarks from your PC or Mac. Safari also includes built-in Google and Yahoo! search. iPhone is fully multi-tasking, so you can read a web page while downloading your email in the background over Wi-Fi or EDGE. Watch QuickTours *Safari Web Browser With its advanced Safari browser, iPhone lets you see any web page the way it was designed to be seen, then easily zoom in by simply tapping on the multi-touch display with your finger. Mail iPhone uses a rich HTML email client that fetches your email in the background from most POP3 or IMAP mail services and displays photos and graphics right along with the text. Google Maps With Google Maps and iPhone's amazing Maps application, you can view maps and satellite images, or get directions and traffic information, all from iPhone's remarkable, easy-to-use touch interface. Widgets iPhone even has widgets: small applications that give you helpful information like stock reports, weather reports, and more in real time. Safari Web Browser With its advanced Safari browser, iPhone lets you see any web page the way it was designed to be seen, then easily zoom in by simply tapping on the multi-touch display with your finger. Multi-touch iPhone features the most revolutionary user interface since the mouse. It's an entirely new interface based on a large multi-touch display and innovative new software that lets you control everything using only your fingers. So you can glide through albums with Cover Flow, flip through photos and email them with a touch, or zoom in and out on a section of a web page — all by simply using iPhone's multi-touch display. Intelligent Keyboard iPhone's full QWERTY soft keyboard lets you easily send and receive SMS messages in multiple sessions. And the keyboard is predictive, so it prevents and corrects mistakes, making it easier and more efficient to use than the small plastic keyboards on many smartphones. Wireless iPhone uses quad-band GSM, the global standard for wireless communications. It also supports Cingular's EDGE network, 802.11b/g Wi-Fi, and Bluetooth 2.0 with EDR, which links to Apple's new, remarkably compact Bluetooth headset. Built-in Advanced Sensors iPhone's accelerometer detects when you rotate the device from portrait to landscape, then automatically changes the contents of the display, so you immediately see the entire width of a web page or a photo in its proper landscape aspect ratio. The proximity sensor detects when you lift iPhone to your ear and immediately turns off the display to save power and prevent inadvertent touches until iPhone is moved away. An ambient light sensor automatically adjusts the display's brightness to the appropriate level for the current ambient light, thereby enhancing the user experience and saving power at the same time.

what is the most expensive

2007-01-13T00:13:00.000+05:30

Who is the most expensive actor in the world? The question should be what, not who, and the answer is a mouse. Stuart Little demanded a hefty price tag of $50,000 to $100,000 per four second shot to create. According to Forbes from June 2004 to June 2005 Mel Gibson earned $185 million making him the most expensive actor to hire for a year. He ranked #3 of most expensive celebrities behind George Lucas and Oprah Winfrey. In 1998 Jerry Seinfeld earned $267 million for his role in Seinfeld. The most expensive actor in a movie can be disputed as many actors receive percentages of profits. We believe Tom Cruise to be the most expensive actor. Although he did not receive a single penny as a salary, his 20% profit sharing for War of the Worlds (2005) will surely set the record. Who is the most expensive movie actress in the world? Word around Hollywood is Reese Witherspoon is now the most expensive actress in Hollywood. Reese will star in the new horror film, Our Family Trouble and gross a whopping $29,000,000. She now leads the board and puts Julia Roberts in second place for her $24,000,000 for Mona Lisa Smile. Reese Witherspoon was born in Baton Rouge, Louisiana but was raised in Tennessee. She is now 29 years old and has been acting seen the age of 15. She does nothing but amaze us with her career and her accomplishments winning “Best Actress” for her role as June Carter in Walk the Line on March 5, 2006. Reese Witherspoon What is the world's most expensive car? Between 1927 and 1933 a total of 6 Bugatti Type 41 Royale cars were produced. MSRP at the time: about $42,000.00 USD. In 1990 one of the Bugattis sold for $15 million USD in Japan. Bugatti Type 41 Royale What was the most expensive film in the world? If you look purely at production cost King Kong (2005) edges out Superman Returns (2006) by a paltry $3 million USD. The tab for King Kong ran $207 million while Superman Returns lightened investors wallets by only $204 million. If you factor in inflation then War and Peace (1968) blows away the competition, costing the equivalent of $560 million 2005 dollars while Cleopatra (1963) comes in a distant second at $286 million 2005 dollars. War and Peace took 7 years and $100 million to produce. King Kong (2005) What was the most expensive flower in the world? In Guangdong, China the Shenzhen Nongke Group, involved in agricultural science research, grew an orchid in 2005. It was quite an ugly orchid, but an anonymous buyer at an auction would probably disagree with us as he or she bid 1.68 million yuan for the ugly orchid. SO just how much is 1.68 million yuan? It's roughly $202,000.00 USD and that's just how much the world's most expensive flower sold for. The World's Most Expensive Flower What is the most expensive ice cream in the world? You scream, I scream, we all scream for ice cream, is a very memorable statement, but with the price of the world’s most expensive ice cream not too many people will be able to enjoy the taste. The Grand Opulence Sundae from Serendipity of New York City has the title of the World’s most expensive ice cream with a meal ticket of $1,000.00 per sundae. The Grand Opulence Sundae is actually garnished with 23K edible gold. You may believe that this treat is one that can be purchased on rare occasion by only the rich and famous; however, Serendipity reports they sell one of these sundaes per month. The Grand Opulence Sundae What is the most expensive jeans in the world? APO jeans are creating the most expensive and exclusive jeans in the industry. These jeans cost $1,000 for men’s or ladies jeans with silver buttons and rivets, $1,500 for men’s or ladies jeans with white or yellow gold button and rivets, $3,250 for men’s or ladies jeans with platinum button and rivets, and of course the most expensive are $4,000 men’s or ladies jeans with diamond button and rivets. Along with each pair of jeans comes an authenticity number and an appraisal sheet from a top jeweler from the New York diamond district. Wonder what every woman will want for Christmas this year - designer jeans with gemstones. APO Jeans Who has the most expensive legs in the world? Just one toe and you could retire. Michael Flatley, star of Riverdance had his legs insured in 1999 for 40 million USD. If you came here looking for legs of the feminine variety, Heidi Klum of Germany holds the record for the most expensive legs. Her legs are worth just under 4 million USD, but due to a recent scar, their value has gone down significantly. Heidi Klum What is the world's most expensive letter? In 1991 a Beverly Hills company purchased a letter written by Abraham Lincoln on January 08 1863 for $748,000.00 The letter was written to Major General John Alexander McClernand defending the Emancipation Proclamation. Here's the letter: Abraham Lincoln January 8, 1863 Executive Mansion, Washington, January 8. 1863. Major General McClernand My dear Sir Your interesting communication by the hand of Major Scates is received. I never did ask more, nor ever was willing to accept less, than for all the States, and the people thereof, to take and hold their places, and their rights, in the Union, under the Constitution of the United States. For this alone have I felt authorized to struggle; and I seek neither more nor less now. Still, to use a coarse, but an expressive figure, broken eggs can not be mended. I have issued the emancipation proclamation, and I can not retract it. After the commencement of hostilities I struggled nearly a year and a half to get along without touching the "institution"; and when finally I conditionally determined to touch it, I gave a hundred days fair notice of my purpose, to all the States and people, within which time they could have turned it wholly aside, by simply again becoming good citizens of the United States. They chose to disregard it, and I made the peremptory proclamation on what appeared to me to be a military necessity. And being made, it must stand. As to the States not included in it, of course they can have their rights in the Union as of old. Even the people of the states included, if they choose, need not to be hurt by it. Let them adopt systems of apprenticeship for the colored people, conforming substantially to the most approved plans of gradual emancipation; and, with the aid they can have from the general government, they may be nearly as well off, in this respect, as if the present trouble had not occurred, and much better off than they can possibly be if the contest continues persistently. As to any dread of my having a "purpose to enslave, or exterminate, the whites of the South," I can scarcely believe that such dread exists. It is too absurd. I believe you can be my personal witness that no man is less to be dreaded for undue severity, in any case. If the friends you mention really wish to have peace upon the old terms, they should act at once. Every day makes the case more difficult. They can so act, with entire safety, so far as I am concerned. I think you would better not make this letter public; but you may rely confidently on my standing by whatever I have said in it. Please write me if any thing more comes to light. Yours very truly A. LINCOLN.

Crazy Shoes

2006-12-06T16:45:00.000+05:30

Seems Like dirty shoes !

Crocodile model

On Board Music System !

Giraffe Model

Museum Model ..

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Snake Kisser

2006-12-03T21:30:00.000+05:30

PATTAYA, Thailand - A Thai snake charmer kissed 19 highly poisonous king cobras in an attempt to set a world record.
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Weird Accidents

2006-12-02T12:25:00.000+05:30

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Phone Lines in Thailand

2006-12-01T13:50:00.000+05:30

Phone Lines in Thailand Messed phone lines in Thailand Check out more...

Unexpected Images II

2006-11-30T01:55:00.000+05:30

Poor champ ! Cycling ! Horse riding ! 4x4 Jeep buried Transparent Car Check out more...

Pet Rhino

2006-11-28T14:56:00.000+05:30

Pet Rhino.. !

Pet Rhino Fish.. done in photoshop !

Unexpected Images

2006-11-27T15:11:00.000+05:30

They say its a Bridge!
An overcrowded train
Unbalanced Building
Cycling at his best
Cliff
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No Limits for Kids

2006-11-25T03:09:00.000+05:30

Frightening Kid grrrrrrrr.. grrrrrrrrrrr..grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr zzZZZ Kids enjoying nap together Kid kissing the doll Kid Smelling the shoe ! Check out more...

Animal bloopers

2006-11-22T22:22:00.000+05:30

Ha-Ha-Ha - video powered by Metacafe Animal Bloopers Really funny stuff !

Transportation & Logistics

2006-11-22T17:17:00.000+05:30

Avesome Bridge or rope u can say !

Chicken transport !

Poor Cycle

Cycle carrying a Car !

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Beautiful & Poor Models

2006-11-15T14:25:00.000+05:30

Fork Glasses

2006-10-29T19:15:00.000+05:30

Glasses meant for blindness, how would he be able to see with these glasses made of fork and spoon.

Nike Shox Funny Ads

2006-10-29T12:50:00.000+05:30

Nike always knew how to promote themselves with great funny ads. Two new ads for Nike Shox below.

Strange Trees

2006-10-28T15:10:00.000+05:30

check out more... A collection strange trees .. not edited in photoshop !

Every Monkey has his day

2006-10-27T01:59:00.000+05:30

Lucky champ !

Bathroom Wall Art

2006-10-26T17:59:00.000+05:30

This would probably catch the eye of anyone entering the bathroom!

Scary Doorknob

2006-10-26T17:33:00.000+05:30

You can just imagine it gripping your hand and squeezing.

Slapping Festival

2006-10-26T00:58:00.000+05:30

Check out the cool video of girls slapping each other several times..

Scribble Game

2006-10-25T01:19:00.000+05:30

Connect the dots as fast as you can.

Angry Employee

2006-10-25T00:42:00.000+05:30

Never scream at an employee while he is operating a backhoe, bad things tend to happen.

Abilities of Makeup

2006-10-24T18:34:00.000+05:30

This time lapse video shows the amazing abilities of makeup and airbrush artists.

Top 10 Women drivers of the year

2006-10-23T00:34:00.000+05:30

10^th place goes toGiving my car and myself the much needed mud wash 9^th place goes toNo need for a jack, it is so easy to change tyres now. 8^th place goes toThis stupid rail track came in the way. 7^th place goes toParking out is so easy now. 6^th place goes toJust missed it by millimeter otherwise would have got out. 5^th place goes toI was in hurry, what to do? 4^th place goes toTime to do some maintenance. Bronze medal goes toI would have missed my boat. Silver medal goes toThis must be a turbo charged car, it was in such a high speed that it cracked the road. Clear winnerNo comments check out more...

Training to punish opponent with Red Card

2006-10-22T00:30:00.000+05:30

Football Coach training his team on how to fall, or do acting of being hit by the opponent. So that the referee will punish the opponent player with either red card of yellow card. That's Fowl.........

Coin Balancing

2006-10-19T18:55:00.000+05:30

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Bike made up of a Skeleton

2006-10-19T16:39:00.000+05:30

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A modified bike made up of a skeleton !

Mustache competition

2006-10-18T22:59:00.000+05:30

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Sequential photography

2006-10-18T22:29:00.000+05:30

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Airplane Farting

2006-10-17T22:10:00.000+05:30

Never drive a taxi where a plane is taking off, this may cause severe injury or death

GameBoy Advance ad

2006-10-17T20:50:00.000+05:30

God waiting for the boy to finish his game Woh cares about age, I am loving it :) Oops I'm hit by the mine, let me finish the game first then I'll dial 911 Check out more...

Soccer on the Hill

2006-10-15T17:46:00.000+05:30

Challenging place to play soccer, the goal-keeper will have the added advantage of slope.

Human bait

2006-10-15T17:09:00.000+05:30

Every dog has its day, sometimes man has to become a bait himself.

Friends forever

2006-10-14T22:24:00.000+05:30

Real looking baby puppets

2006-10-14T21:18:00.000+05:30

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It took 500 hrs to do this

2006-10-12T14:08:00.000+05:30

The artist says he spent 500 hours painting this picture of Venice in MS Paint !

Human SnowBall

2006-10-12T11:18:00.000+05:30

Nice advertisement, A man stumbles, falls, and begins to roll down a city street. Unfortunately, he can't stop, and he accumulates more and more things along his way.

Naughty Johny (( dress in the crack of her butt ))

2006-10-11T23:06:00.000+05:30

The naughty, Little Johnny comes home from catholic school with a black eye. His father sees it and says, "Johnny, how many times do I have to tell you not to fight with the other boys?" "But Dad, it was not my fault. We were all in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of me had her dress in the crack of her butt. I reached over and pulled it out. That`s when she hit me!" "Johnny," the father said. "You don`t do those kind of things to women." The very next day Johnny came home with the other eye black and blue. Johnny`s father said, "Johnny, I thought we had a talk!" "But Dad," Johnny said, "It was not my fault. There we were in church saying our prayers. We all stood up and my teacher in front of us had her dress in the crack of her butt. Then Louie who was sitting next to me saw it and he reached over and pulled it out. Now I know she doesn`t like this, so I pushed it back in!"

Amazing sculpture around the world

2006-10-11T22:10:00.000+05:30

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Miniature Art.

2006-10-11T21:42:00.000+05:30

Miniature Art on Nail Miniature Art on Hook Miniature Art on Needle Miniature Art on Needle Miniature Art on Needlecheck out more...

Skeptic Sex

2006-10-11T21:21:00.000+05:30

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her night stand by the bed. He begins to worry."Is this your husband?" The lover man nervously asks. "No, silly," she replies, snuggling up to him. "Your boyfriend, then?" he continues. "No, not at all," she says, nibbling away at his ear. "Is it your dad or your brother?" he inquires, hoping to be reassured. "No, no, no!" she answers. "Well, who in the hell is he, then?" he demands to know. "That's me dummy before the surgery."

Passport of a beautiful girl

2006-10-09T17:51:00.000+05:30

No comments please !! Zzzzz

Drag the dot to its destination

2006-10-01T22:01:00.000+05:30

Test your control on mouse and start dragging the dot to its destination

Fire from the hole

2006-09-24T00:47:00.000+05:30

Windows Vista

2006-09-24T00:20:00.001+05:30

Ever wondered what does Microsofts latest Operating system VISTA stands for, have a look below. These are the coolest features we all should be looking for :).

How to take revenge

2006-09-24T00:13:00.000+05:30

Nice example of how to take revenge in a peacefull manner.

Need Toilet paper

2006-09-24T00:10:00.000+05:30

Bad manners, always keep toilet paper in your bathroom

Creative T Shirt

2006-09-23T15:52:00.000+05:30

Classic poems

2006-09-19T14:13:00.000+05:30

[1] Fool Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! [2] Lunatic I've written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.. [3] Dead Fool Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY. [4] Mental My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..! [5] Animal Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you! [6] Tough Luck Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!! [7] Doggone After engagement : Superman After Marriage : Gentleman After 10 years : Watchman After 20 years : Doberman [8] Joker Sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the joker [9] Monkey What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." [10] Brainless Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

Can a Tractor drive at 263 Km/hr

2006-09-10T19:11:00.000+05:30

Can a tractor drive at 263 km/hr, Check this video to check it out Its a kewl creative ad about Kawaski Motor Bike..

Know the hidden secrets about ur Mobile Phone

2006-09-10T17:31:00.000+05:30

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:  The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 .* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**  Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?* This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*  Subject: Hidden Battery power Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.  How to disable a STOLEN mobil e phone? To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones. Many advanced users must be knowing this secrets, but anyways thought of sharing it which might come handy to atleast a few !! There r more such secrets to be uploaded in the next posts, keep checking in to get the secrets about Imate Jam, Nokia Communicator, Treo & other PDA & Pocket Pcs Tags : Mobile, Secrets, Battery, Emergency.

Ways to keep your customers inside the showroom

2006-09-08T03:14:00.000+05:30

Life Explained in a simple Snap

2006-09-08T03:01:00.000+05:30

Life explained in a Easy way using bottles at different stages, a creative look at the bottles used . I love the second last stage

Sons who make their Dad Proud

2006-09-03T20:52:00.000+05:30

This r a few snaps of the kids making their dad proud of the acts, Enjoy the snaps !!

Actual Job Application by a 17 yr Old Boy

2006-09-03T20:01:00.000+05:30

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That's what I'm applying. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. Sometimes being honest and funny doesn't hurt. It actually gets you attention!

Google HeadQuarter

2006-09-02T16:55:00.000+05:30

Google’s HQ, otherwise known as Googleplex, is situated in Mountain view, California in Silicon Valley. Throughout the corridors between the four buildings, there are all sorts of Google memorabilia on display. They even employ guides who specialize in explaining Google’s history to people. There are lava lamps everywhere, as well as free coke and candy all over the place. They’ve also got huge multicolored exercise balls everywhere.
View Complete Post People’s workspaces are full of individuality, and the atmosphere is relaxed. There are couches everywhere. People can have a lie down when they need to and take a break.
Google’s staff loves sports. The big guns often have meetings at the pool table or in the corridors.
The casual atmosphere in Google HQ can be demonstrated by the fact that staff can bring their pets to work, and the pets are allowed to wander around the office.
There’s a rule within Google: that there must be food within 100 feet of every employee. There was once an engineer who felt a bit ripped off about that rule because his nearest food counter was 120 feet away, so he asked for the error to be corrected, tongue in cheek. The relevant department replied: “There’s a restaurant right above your desk, and you are definitely less than 100 feet from that one.”
This looks more like a toyshop than a workspace!
Rumor has it, a dude who had just joined Google had not been able to find a flat, so he lived at Google HQ for a month. He lived a lot better than Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Meals are provided, couches everywhere, there are showers in the bathrooms, a gym and a swimming machine. There are even pianos in music rooms you could use. Better than the facilities at home! The dude didn’t leave Google HQ for a month straight.

It’s all fun and games!

Whiteboards at Google HQ are filled with all sorts of great (or not) ideas in all sorts of different languages.

There’s free food all over the place, it almost look like a supermarket.

Meet the Sexiest Brides

2006-09-02T02:29:00.000+05:30

Park Your Car

2006-08-30T23:54:00.000+05:30

Start Parking Trouble Playing the game, open in new window Cool and Time pass game made completely in flash, efficiency and patience is what is required to win the game.

One Small Mistake

2006-08-28T14:58:00.000+05:30

An employee doing his routine work throws a scrap of paper, that ruins the entire office. Really Funny.

A Sexy Wifes phone call

2006-08-28T14:36:00.000+05:30

A Sexy wifes phone call picked by his Colleague. A creative ad video by motorola showing its phone capability of Video Conferencing Tags : Video, Wife, Motorola.

Surprise Shower

2006-08-28T14:19:00.000+05:30

Roller coaster splashes the water onto the boy watching it, he gets a nice hit fun to watch it.

Funny Rubber Stamp and Labels

2006-08-27T12:10:00.000+05:30

Check out more Funny Rubber Stamp and Labels.

The Origin of Control-Alt-Delete

2006-08-23T18:34:00.000+05:30

Control-Alt-Delete (often abbreviated to Ctrl-Alt-Del) is a computer keyboard command on IBM PC compatible systems that can be used to reboot the computer. It is given by simultaneously pressing the Control, Alt, and Delete keys. It can also be used to summon the task manager or Windows Security in more recent versions of Windows. This keyboard combination was designed by David Bradley , a designer of the original IBM PC. Bradley originally designed Control-Alt-Escape to trigger a soft reboot, but he found it was too easy to bump the left side of the keyboard and reboot the computer accidentally. He switched the key combination to Control-Alt-Delete, a combination impossible to press with just one hand (this is not true of later keyboards, such as the 102-key PC/AT keyboard or the Maltron keyboard). More advanced operating systems use its status as a "reserved" combination for various purposes, but often retain the ability to trigger a soft reboot in certain configurations or circumstances. David Bradley is also known for his good-natured job at Bill Gates, at that time the CEO of Microsoft, and also the creator of many of Microsoft's programs: "I may have invented Control-Alt-Delete, but Bill [Gates] made it famous", alluding to the three keystrokes required to reboot a crashed operating system or close crashed programs in most Microsoft operating systems.

New Company Policy

2006-08-23T16:58:00.000+05:30

EFFECTIVE IMMEDIATELY: ______________________________________________ Dress Code It is advised that you come to work dressed according to your Salary. If we see you wearing Prada shoes and carrying a Gucci bag, We assume you are doing well financially and therefore do not need A raise. If you dress poorly, you need to learn to manage your Money better, so that you may buy nicer clothes, and therefore you Do not need a raise. If you dress just right, you are right where You need to be and therefore you do not need a raise . ______________________________________________ Sick Days We will no longer accept a doctor's statement as proof of Sickness. If you are able to go to the doctor, you are able to come To work. ______________________________________________ Personal Days Each employee will receive 104 personal days a year. They are Called Saturday & Sunday. ______________________________________________ Bereavement Leave This is no excuse for missing work. There is nothing you can do For dead friends, relatives or co-workers. Every effort should be Made to have non-employees attend to the arrangements. In rare Cases where employee involvement is necessary, the funeral should Be scheduled in the late afternoon. We will be glad to allow you to Work through your lunch hour and subsequently leave one hour early. ______________________________________________ Toilet Use Entirely too much time is being spent in the toilet. There is now A strict three-minute time limit in the stalls. At the end of three Minutes, an alarm will sound, the toilet paper roll will retract, The stall door will open, and a picture will be taken. After your Second offense, your picture will be posted on the company bulletin Board under the "Chronic Offenders category". Anyone caught smiling In the picture will be sanctioned under the company's mental health Policy. ______________________________________________ Lunch Break Skinny people get 30 minutes for lunch, as they need to eat more, So that they can look healthy. Normal size people get 15 minutes For lunch to get a balanced meal to maintain their average figure. Chubby people get 5 minutes for lunch, because that's all the time Needed to drink a Slim-Fast. ______________________________________________ Thank you for your loyalty to our company. We are here to provide A positive employment experience. _____________________________________________ Therefore, all questions, comments, concerns, complaints, Frustrations, irritations , aggravations, insinuations, allegations, Accusations, contemplations, consternation and input should be Directed elsewhere

Maths Made Simple.

2006-08-23T00:30:00.000+05:30

This is the difficult one, finding X...:) See how easy is division of square roots than normal one. I always use to stuck with this problem, now I know expansion is so simple. Trignometry made easy Click here to Learn more Maths solution to difficult problem

Need a Helping Hand

2006-08-20T18:53:00.000+05:30

Turn on your speakers, I assure you'll definitely laugh :). Three strangers help each other out even while they are busy with their work.

You don't like it

2006-08-19T17:52:00.000+05:30

A small humorous & effective ad by the Anti Smoking Society. A creative theme for the campaign Offer it to People U hate !! Tags : Smoking, Video, Antismoking..

Conversation in toilets

2006-08-19T15:25:00.000+05:30

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying : " Hi, how are you?" I'm not the type to start a conversation in the men's restroom But I don't know what got into me, so I answered, somewhat Embarrassed, " Doin just fine!" And the other guy says: " So what are you up to?" What kind of question is that? At that point, I'm thinking this Is too bizarre so I say: " Uhhh, I'm like you, just travelling!" At this point im just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear I Hear another question. " Can I come over ?" Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could Just be polite and end the conversation. I tell him, " No....... I'm a little busy right now !!!" Then I hear guy say nervously.... Listen. I'll have to call you back. There's is an idiot in the Other stall who keeps answering all my questions!!!" Cya Take Care

Frightening Resignation Letter

2006-08-19T15:04:00.000+05:30

A Boss looking through his Mail Box was astonished to see a mail from an Employee who was supposed to be busy working at Client side on a critical project. It had the subject - "TaTa - Bye Bye". With the worst premonition he opened the mail and read the content with trembling hands:- Dear Sir, It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you, but I'm leaving the job. The offer was too lucrative and attractive for me to turn down. I had to abscond because I wanted to avoid a scene with the HR and you. I am sorry but I had no choice. The project is working fine. There are only 108 issues pending, out of which only 38% issues are High Priority. Hence I am sure there is no need to worry about. The next Phase of major enhancements I have been working upon, have been completed halfway. I am sure the new person who would replace me would not understand what all I had done so far. Hence, for his and your convenience, I have taken care to remove all the work that I had been doing this far for nearly 3 months now. I am sure you will appreciate my insight and "big heart". I am of course retaining the Originals that I had retrieved for the purpose of Passport verification with me, considering it as a parting gift from you. Of course, I will not pay the bond amount that I owe the company (since I Am breaking the bond). But I will consider this as a parting gift from our Dear company. I moving out of town since the new company is situated in another City. Also, I have changed my contact number. So you will not be able to get in touch with me, to congratulate me. But I know your blessings are always with me Last but not the least. I also have the 7000 Rs entrusted to me by our company's cultural events group, for the upcoming movie event. I am sure you would have wanted me to keep it with myself as an added bonus from our company. I respect you very much, hence your wish is my command. I thank you for that in advance, and assure you that I will surely invest them wisely (but not in your company's stocks of course). Don't worry sir. I am 2 years experienced now, learning so much from your company. So I will surely use this knowledge to write better programs for the new company. Someday I'm sure we will meet sometime in the future. If you wish, I will surely be glad to give my employee reference for you to apply for a job in the new company which I am joining. Your faithful employee, S. W. Engineer At the bottom of the page were the letters "PS". Hands still trembling, the Boss read: PS: Dearest Boss, none of the above is true. I'm am still busy working at client side. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my "Request to reconsider my Salary Appraisal" attached with this mail. Please approve it and call when it is safe for me to come to our Office to discuss this. My respect and Best Regards to you!

The art of Accidents (( Few best ones ))

2006-08-16T14:26:00.000+05:30

Life is precious .. Drive safely

Train coming from the first Floor No words to describe The Guy must be in a real Hurry Must be a kin of Os**a Electric Car put for charging

SMS Collection Part II

2006-08-15T19:34:00.000+05:30

The girl asked her lover, "Darling, if we get engaged will you give me a ring?" Sure" replied her lover "What's your phone number?" A young woman went into a bank to withdraw some money. "Can you identify yourself?" asked the bank clerk. The young woman opened her handbag, took out a mirror, looked into it and said, "Yes, it's me alright." A man went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked, "Doctor, will I be able to read after wearing glasses?" "Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!" "Oh! How nice it would be ," said the patient with joy, "I have been illiterate for so long." "I have a bad headache. I'll visit the doctor." "Nonsense, yesterday I had a headache, I dashed home, gave a big kiss to my wife and the pain disappeared. Why don't you try it?" "Good idea, call up your wife and tell her I'll be right over." The boss came early in the morning one day and found his manager kissing his secretary. He shouted at him, "Is this what I pay you for?" The manager replied: "No, sir, this I do free of charge." The wife phoned her husband in the office and said, "Darling, come home early, we are going to have my mother for dinner." "Good" replied the husband, "make sure she's well done."

Excellent poems found on toilet doors and walls.

2006-08-12T20:46:00.000+05:30

Excellent poems by not so famous poets... found on toilet doors and walls...

A budding poet trying his best...

Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.

Before he graduated to be a poet, he wrote this...

Here I sit
Broken hearted
Tried to shit
But only farted

Someone who had a different experience wrote

You're lucky
You had your chance
I tried to fart,
And shit my pants!

Perhaps it's true that people find inspiration in toilets.

I came here
To shit and stink,
But all I do
Is sit and think.

There are also people who come in for a different purpose...

Some come here to sit and think,
Some come here to shit and stink,
But I come here to scratch my balls,
And read the bullshit on the walls...

Toilets walls also double as job advertisement space...

(written high upon the wall)
If you can piss above this line, the Singapore Fire Department wants you.

Ministry of Environment advertisement.

We aim to please!
You aim too! Please

On the inside of a toilet door:

Patrons are requested to remain seated throughout the entire performance.

And finally my favourite, this should teach some a lesson...
Sign seen at a restaurant:

The hands that clean these toilets also make your food...
please aim properly.

What happens when you Google !!

2006-08-12T14:37:00.000+05:30

A step by step explanation of what happens when you search for something in Google.com. Note that the search result is generated within 1/2 a second, truly incredible. Google search doesn't rely on high capability servers for its search processing, but instead uses large number of low cost Personal Computer (PCs) interconnected together.

Realistic Sculptures by Ron Mueck

2006-08-12T00:34:00.000+05:30

"Mask II", a self portrait of the artist. Mueck's "Man in a Street" sits next to wall listing the known names of victims of Nazi medical experiments. "In Bed" is one of the works on view at the Cartier Foundation for Contemporary Arts in Paris. check out more... Visitors have a close look at "In Bed" during an exhibition at Cartier Foundation for Contemporary Arts in Paris A visitor studies a Ron Mueck sculpture. Sculpture of "Two Women" captivate visitors.

MRI scan of Male and Female Brain.

2006-08-11T12:26:00.000+05:30

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!!

2006-08-10T08:25:00.000+05:30

Side effects of alcohol ... and remedies!!! 1. *Symptom*: Cold and humid feet. * Cause*: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet). * Cure:* Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward 2. *Symptom*: The wall facing you is full of lights. * Cause*: You're lying on the floor.* Cure:* Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor. 3. *Symptom*: The floor looks blurry. * Cause*: You're looking through an empty glass. * Cure:* Quickly refill with your favorite beverage. 4. *Symptom*: The floor is moving.* Cause*: You're being dragged away. * Cure:* At least ask where they're taking you. 5. *Symptom*: You hear echoes every time someone speaks. * Cause*: You have your glass on your ear. * Cure:* Stop making a fool of yourself! 6. *Symptom*: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive. * Cause*: You're in an ambulance. * Cure:* Don't move. Let the professionals do their job. 7. *Symptom*: Your dad and all your brothers are looking funny. * Cause*: You're in the wrong house.* Cure:* Ask if they can point you to your house.

Latest Technology happenings in MAC & Ipod

2006-08-09T16:19:00.000+05:30

A sneak preview of what future Ipod and MAC systems will look like. There are more to come ... Check in again !!

What is this?

2006-08-07T16:01:00.000+05:30

Never seen something like this, but thought it is nice to share this photographs.

Girls Are Always Forgiven.........u think so ?

2006-08-06T14:05:00.000+05:30

Girls are so cute meant to be forgiven, no matter how much damage and pain they cause to us.

How to identify a male Snake?

2006-08-06T12:21:00.000+05:30

This is the easiest technique to identify the sex of a snake. Just kidding enjoy the photo!!!!

Unusal Photographs

2006-08-05T16:54:00.000+05:30

What are you peeking at? Next time when you fly don't be surprised to see a Giraffe. Kung-Fu style, he haaa.

Nice to know this, some facts.

2006-08-05T16:07:00.000+05:30

Chewing on gum while cutting onions can help a Person from stop producing tears. Try it next time you chop onions!!!!!!!!!!
Until babies are six months old, they can breathe and swallow at the same time. Indeed convenient!
Offered a new pen to write with, 97% of all people will write their own name.
Male mosquitoes are vegetarians. Only females bite.
The average person's field of vision encompasses a 200-degree wide angle.
To find out if a watermelon is ripe, knock it, and if it sounds hollow then it is ripe.
Canadians can send letters with personalized postage stamps showing their own photos on each stamp.
Babies' eyes do not produce tears until the baby is approximately six to eight weeks old.
It snowed in the Sahara Desert in February of 1979.
Plants watered with warm water grow larger and more quickly than plants watered with cold water.
Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave.
Those stars and colors you see when you rub your eyes are called phosphenes.
Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose and ears never stop growing.
Everyone's tongue print is different, like fingerprints.
Contrary to popular belief, a swallowed chewing gum doesn't stay in the gut. It will pass through the system and be excreted.
At 40 Centigrade a person loses about 14.4 calories per hour by Breathing.
There is a hotel in Sweden built entirely out of ice; it is rebuilt every year.
Cats, camels and giraffes are the only animals in the world that walk right foot, right foot, left foot, left foot, rather than right foot, left foot...
Onions help reduce cholesterol if eaten after a fatty meal.
The sound you hear when you crack your knuckles is actually the sound of nitrogen gas bubbles bursting.
In most watch advertisements the time displayed on the watch is 10:10 because then the arms frame the brand of the watch and make it look like it's smiling.
The color blue can have a calming affect on people.
Depending upon the shade, the brain may send up to 11 tranquilizing chemicals to calm the body
Leonardo DA Vinci could write with the one hand and draw with the other simultaneously. Now we know why his pictures were exquisite!!
Names of the three wise monkeys are: Mizaru (See no evil), Mikazaru (Hear no evil), and Mazaru (Speak no evil).
The only 2 animals that can see behind itself without turning it's head are the rabbit and parrot.
The only 15 letter word that can be spelled without repeating a letter is uncopyrightable.
Babies are born without knee caps. They don't appear until the child reaches 2-6 years of age
The names of the continents all end with the same letter with which they start.
Electricity doesn't move through a wire but through a field around the wire.
All U.S. Presidents have worn glasses; some of them just didn't like to be seen wearing them in public.
No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, and purple.
Raw cashews are poisonous and must be roasted before.

Hearing Problem

2006-08-05T15:50:00.000+05:30

Hearing problem... a short story A man feared his wife wasn't hearing as well as she used to and he thought she might need a hearing aid. Not quite sure how to approach her, he called the family Doctor to discuss the problem. The Doctor told him there is a simple informal test the husband could perform to give the Doctor a better idea about her hearing loss. Here's what you do," said the Doctor, "stand about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if she hears you. If not, go to 30 feet, then 20 feet, and s o on until you get a response. "That evening, the wife is in the kitchen cooking dinner, and he was in the den. He says to himself, "I'm about 40 feet away, let's see what happens." then in a normal tone he asks, 'Honey, what's for dinner?" No response. So the husband moves to closer to the kitchen, about 30 feet from his wife and repeats, "Honey, what's for dinner?" Still no response. Next he moves into the dining room where he is about 20 feet from his wife and asks, Honey, what's for dinner?" Again he gets no response so; He walks up to the kitchen door, about 10 feet away. "Honey, what's for dinner?" Again there is no response. So he walks right up behind her. "Honey, what's for dinner?" ;;;;"James, for the FIFTH time I've said, CHICKEN!"

A Day with Customer Support

2006-08-05T15:44:00.000+05:30

Tech Support: "I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop." Customer: "Ok." Tech Support: "Did you get a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok. Right click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?" Customer: "No." Tech Support: "Ok, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this point?" Customer: "Sure, you told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'." --------------------- Customer: "I received the software update you sent, but I am still getting the same error message." Tech Support: "Did you install the update?" Customer: "No. Oh, am I supposed to install it to get it to work?" --------------------- Customer: "I'm having trouble installing Microsoft Word." Tech Support: "Tell me what you've done." Customer: "I typed 'A:SETUP'." Tech Support: "Ma'am, remove the disk and tell me what it says." Customer: "It says '[PC manufacturer] Restore and Recovery disk'." Tech Support: "Insert the MS Word setup disk." Customer: "What?" Tech Support: "Did you buy MS word?" Customer: "No..." --------------------- Customer: "Do I need a computer to use your software?" Tech Support: ?!%#$ --------------------- Tech Support: "Ok, in the bottom left hand side of the screen, canyou see the 'OK' button displayed?" Customer: "Wow. How can you see my screen from there?" --------------------- Tech Support: "What type of computer do you have?" Customer: "A white one." --------------------- Tech Support: "Type 'A:' at the prompt." Customer: "How do you spell that?" --------------------- Tech Support: "What's on your screen right now?" Customer: "A stuffed animal that my boyfriend got me at the grocery store." --------------------- Tech Support: "What operating system are you running?" Customer: "Pentium." --------------------- Customer: "My computer's telling me I performed an illegal abortion." --------------------- Customer: "I have Microsoft Exploder." --------------------- Customer: "How do I print my voicemail?" --------------------- Customer: "You've got to fix my computer. I urgently need to print document, but the computer won't boot properly." Tech Support: "What does it say?" Customer: "Something about an error and non-system disk." Tech Support: "Look at your machine. Is there a floppy inside?" Customer: "No, but there's a sticker saying there's an Intel inside." --------------------- Tech Support: "Just call us back if there's a problem. We're open 24 hours." Customer: "Is that Eastern time?" --------------------- Tech Support: "What does the screen say now?" Customer: "It says, 'Hit ENTER when ready'." Tech Support: "Well?" Customer: "How do I know whe! n it's ready?" --------------------- A plain computer illeterate guy rings tech support to report that his computer is faulty. Tech: What's the problem? User: There is smoke coming out of the power supply. Tech: You'll need a new power supply. User: No, I don't! I just need to change the startup files. Tech: Sir, the power supply is faulty. You'll need to replace it. User: No way! Someone told me that I just needed to change the startup and it will fix the problem! All I need is for you to tell me the command. 10 minutes later, the User is still adamant that he is right. The tech is frustrated and fed up. Tech: Sorry, Sir. We don't normally tell our customers this, but there is an undocumented DOS command that will fix the problem. User: I knew it! Tech: Just add the line LOAD NOSMOKE.COM at the end of the CONFIG.SYS. Letme know how it goes. 10 minutes later. User: It didn't work. The power supply is still smoking. Tech: Well, what version of DOS are you using? User: MS-DOS 6.22. Tech: That's your problem there. That version of DOS didn't come with NOSMOKE. Contact Microsoft and ask them for a patch that will give you the file. Let me know how it goes. 1 hour later. User: I need a new power supply. Tech: How did you come to that conclusion? User: Well, I rang Microsoft and told him about what you said, and he started asking questions about the make of power supply. Tech: Then what did he say? User: He told me that my power supply isn't compatible with NOSMOKE. --------------------- Customer care officer: I need a product identification no: right now and may I help u in finding it out? Cust: sure CCO: could u left click on start and do u find 'My Computer'? Cust: I did left click but how the hell do I find your computer? ---------------------

Limits tending to INFINITY

2006-08-02T22:43:00.000+05:30

I was trying to explain the concepts of Limits and Functions in Maths lecture to Santa Singh by giving him the following example

To check if he really got the concept I gave him some examples to solve. This was the result...

Just chairs .. haha

2006-08-02T00:00:00.000+05:30

Fed up with ur Boss

2006-07-24T14:53:00.000+05:30

HOW TO START YOUR DAY WITH A POSITIVE OUTLOOK 1. Open a new file in your PC . 2. Name it "Boss" 3. Send it to the RECYCLE BIN 4. Empty the RECYCLE BIN. Your PC will ask you, "Are you sure you want to delete Boss permanently?" 6. Answer calmly, "Yes," and press the mouse button firmly.... 7. Feel better HAVE A NICE DAY :)

Are these Bags ?

2006-07-24T14:39:00.000+05:30

Kewl Sms

2006-07-24T14:21:00.001+05:30

1) Y do people prefer football over cricket ? They rather watch Brazil win n see females go topless than see india win n see Ganguly takng out his shirt ! 2) Kisi ko kisi ki judai maar gayi. Kisi ko zindagi ki tanhai maar gayi. Ravan bhi bura aadmi nahin tha doston, use to Ram ki lugai maar gayi.. 3) Ye badal ye bijli sirf apke liye hai, Ye mausam ye hawa sirf apke liye hai, 6 mahine bit gaye apko nahye hue, Ye barish yeh boonde sirf apke liye hai. 4) Janaza agar unke dar se guzre to thodi der rukwa dena,hath uthe agar duao ke liye to chahere se kafan hata dena ,aur vajah puche maut ki to sensex bata dena. 5) Santa :- Yaar tune apni Biwi ko Talaak kyo diya? Sardar :Yaar woh badi character less thi.Shaadi mujhse ki aur Baccha Bhagwan se mangti thi. 6) When i miss u, i read your sms. when i want 2 c u, i close my eyes. Andwhen i want 2 hear u,i throw a STONEover a DOG. 7) Maine tumko Phone kiya to netwrk bola,Namskar!paglo ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aapko jinse baat krni hai unka DIMAAG abhi SWITCH 0FF hai 8) Girl:I wanna a responsible man as a husband.Man replies:Dat's me,whenever anyone is pregnant in my neighbourhood,they say I m responsible! 9) Rat bahot ho chuki hai... ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? key pad dabane se subha nahi hogi. chupchap so jao. Gud nite. 10) Imagine life without me...Khali khali hai na? AJI HUM CHEEZ HI AISI HAI..

Employment Letter

2006-07-13T23:13:00.000+05:30

[1] My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but Igot canned. I couldn't concentrate.[2] Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but I justcouldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. [3] After that, I tried to be a Tailor, but I just wasn'tsuited for it - mainly because it was a sew-sew job. [4] Next,I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that wastoo exhausting. [5] Then, I tried to be a Chef - figured it would add a littlespice to my life, but I just didn't have the thyme. [6] I attempted to be a Deli Worker, but any way I slicedit I couldn't cut the mustard. [7] My best job was a Musician, but eventually I found I wasn'tnoteworthy. [8] I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but I didn't haveany patience. [9] Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. I tried but I justdidn't fit. [10] I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered that Icouldn't live on my net income.[11] I managed to get a good job working for a Pool MaintenanceCompany, but the work was just too draining. [12] So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said Iwasn't fit for the job. [13] After many years of trying to find steady work, I finallygot a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no'future in it. [14] My last job was working in Starbucks, but I had to quitbecause it was always the same old grind. [15] SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND FOUND THAT I'M PERFECT FOR THEJOB!

Wonderful definitions of designations at office

2006-07-13T23:10:00.000+05:30

Project Manager is a Person who thinks nine women can deliver a baby in Onemonth. Developer is a Person who thinks it will take 18 months to deliver a Baby. Onsite Coordinator is one who thinks single woman can deliver nine babies inone month. Client is the one who doesn't know why he wants a baby. Marketing Manager is a person who thinks he can deliver a baby even if noman and woman are available. Resource Optimization Team thinks they don't need a man or woman; they'llproduce a child with zero resources. Documentation Team thinks they don't care whether the child is delivered,they'll just document 9 months. Quality Auditor is the person who is never happy with the PROCESS to producea baby. And lastly................. Tester is a person who always tells his wife that this is not the Right baby.

Our Daddy at different ages

2006-07-13T22:59:00.000+05:30

HOW DO WE THINK OF OUR DADDY AT DIFFERENT AGES At 4 YearsMy daddy is great . At 6 YearsMy daddy knows everybody. At 10 YearsMy daddy is good but is short tempered At 12 YearsMy daddy was very nice to me when I was young . At 14 Years My daddy is getting fastidious. At 16 YearsMy daddy is not in line with the current times. At 18 YearsMy daddy is becoming increasingly cranky. At 20 YearsO h! Its becoming difficult to tolerate daddy. Wonder how Mother puts up with him. At 25 Years Daddy is objecting to everything. At 30 Years I t's becoming difficult to manage my son. I was so scared of my father when I was young. At 40 Years Daddy brought me up with so much discipline. Even I should do the same. At 45 YearsI am baffled as to how my daddy brought us up. At 50 YearsMy daddy faced so many hardships to bring us up. I am unable to manage a single son. At 55 Years My daddy was so far sighted and planned so many things for us. He is one of his kind and unique. At 60 Years My daddy is great. Thus, it took 56 years to complete the cycle and come back to the 1st.stage. Realize the true value of your parents before its too late.

Who is Sleeping & who is not

2006-07-13T22:39:00.000+05:30

Top 9 Heights

2006-07-13T22:29:00.000+05:30

1. What is height of Fashion? A. Dhoti with a zip. 2. What is height of Secrecy? A. Offering blank visiting cards. 3. What is height of Active laziness? A. Asking for a lift to house while on a morning walk. 4. What is height of Craziness? A. Getting a blank paper Xeroxed. 5. What is height of Forgetfulness? A. Seeing the mirror and trying to recollect when you saw him / her last. 6. What is height of Stupidity? A. A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door. 7. What is height of Honesty? A. A pregnant woman taking one and a half ticket. 8. What is height of Suicide? A. A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road. 9. What is height of De-hydration? A. A cow giving milk powder.

New Generation Indian Daughter-in-Law

2006-07-13T22:25:00.000+05:30

It is a myth that when a son gets married and a new daughter-in-lawarrives in the family, everything changes.Some daughters-in-law are well trained and well mannered....They don'tcome to change the family,they are here to.....(READ ON !) The new wife (progressive Indian woman of today),was being welcomed atthe husband's home in a traditional manner.As expected she gave aspeech; "My dear family,I thank you for welcoming me in my new home andfamily,firstly,my being here does not mean that I would want to changeyour way of life,your routine. "No,I will never do that,never in amillion years.""What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law."What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws) Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND Those who used toclean should continue cleaning !!!"And what are you here for Bahurani?" enquired the mother-in-law. "AS FOR ME,I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON !!!!!"

PauseAtWork - Videos

2006-06-09T17:22:00.001+05:30

Nike Shox Funny Ads	Slapping Festival Girls slapping each other just for fun.
Angry Employee Never scream at an employee while at work.	Abilities of Makeup Amazing abilities of makeup and airbrush artists.
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PauseAtWork - Pictures

2006-06-09T17:22:00.000+05:30

Fork Glasses Men wearing glasses made of fork and spoon.	Strange Trees Strange Trees, forced to take amazing shapes.
Every Monkey has his day	Bathroom Wall Art Eye catching
Scary Doorknob Shake hands with this Doorknob.	Top 10 Women drivers of the year
Coin Balancing Structures made out of numerous coins.	Bike made up of a Skeleton Multi purpose use of human skeleton.
Mustache competition	Sequential photography Photography at its best.
GameBoy Advance ad Nice conceptual Ad by nintendo.	Soccer on the Hill Best place to play soccer.
Human bait Human bait to catch giant alligator.	Friends forever Some one would need a bath.
Real looking baby puppets Puppets so well crafted.	It took 500 hrs to do this Art made in MS paint, that took 500 hrs.