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Fire from the hole

Sunday, September 24, 2006

Fire from the hole
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Windows Vista

Ever wondered what does Microsofts latest Operating system VISTA stands for, have a look below. Windows Vista These are the coolest features we all should be looking for :).
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How to take revenge

Take revenge
Nice example of how to take revenge in a peacefull manner.
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Need Toilet paper

Need Toilet Paper
Bad manners, always keep toilet paper in your bathroom
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Creative T Shirt

Saturday, September 23, 2006

A Creative T-Shirt design by some unkown guy, a but an effective one

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Classic poems

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

[1] Fool Earth may stop Rotating, Birds may stop Flying, Candles may stop Melting, Fishes may stop Swimming, Heart may stop Beating, But your Brain will never start working! [2] Lunatic I've written nice poem 4 you. Twinkle Twinkle Little Star.. you should Know What you R.. & Once you Know What you R.. Mental Hospital is not So Far.. [3] Dead Fool Why are Egyptian's Children always confused?? Coz after death, their DADDY becomes the MUMMY. [4] Mental My friend, the best quality that I like about u is that, U R very sentimental .... 10% Senti and 90% Mental..! [5] Animal Birds love you, monkeys love you, hippos love you, snakes love you, tortoise love you, giraffe loves you..... Please go back to ZOO, they all really miss you! [6] Tough Luck Sincere Apology: If u dont like any of my SMS n dont like 2 read, then plz dont hesitate, feel free to..... throw ur mobile!! [7] Doggone After engagement : Superman After Marriage : Gentleman After 10 years : Watchman After 20 years : Doberman [8] Joker Sorry 4 disturbing u. can u fax me ur photo, its very urgent, serious matter has comeup actually, we r playing cards and I lost the joker [9] Monkey What happened 2 ur network? I tried 2 call u but the operator said "Welcome 2 the jungle, the monkey u r trying to call is on the tree....Plz try later." [10] Brainless Scientists all over the world r wondering how long a human being can live without a brain... Kindly tell them ur age...

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Can a Tractor drive at 263 Km/hr

Sunday, September 10, 2006

Can a tractor drive at 263 km/hr, Check this video to check it out Its a kewl creative ad about Kawaski Motor Bike..

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Know the hidden secrets about ur Mobile Phone

THINGS YOU NEVER KNEW YOUR CELLPHONE COULD There are a few things that can be done in times of grave emergencies. Your mobile phone can actually be a life saver or an emergency tool for survival. Check out the things that you can do with it:  The Emergency Number worldwide for **Mobile** is 112 .* If you find yourself out of coverage area of your mobile network and there is an emergency, dial 112 and the mobile will search any existing network to establish the emergency number for you, and interestingly this number 112 can be dialed even if the keypad is locked. **Try it out.**  Subject: Have you locked your keys in the car? Does you car have remote keys?* This may come in handy someday. Good reason to own a cell phone: If you lock your keys in the car and the spare keys are at home, call someone at home on their cell phone from your cell phone. Hold your cell phone about a foot from your car door and have the person at your home press the unlock button, holding it near the mobile phone on their end. Your car will unlock. Saves someone from having to drive your keys to you. Distance is no object. You could be hundreds of miles away, and if you can reach someone who has the other "remote" for your car, you can unlock the doors (or the trunk). Editor's Note: *It works fine! We tried it out and it unlocked our car over a cell phone!"*  Subject: Hidden Battery power Imagine your cell battery is very low , you are expecting an important call and you don't have a charger. Nokia instrument comes with a reserve battery. To activate, press the keys *3370# Your cell will restart with this reserve and the instrument will show a 50% increase in battery. This reserve will get charged when you charge your cell next time.  How to disable a STOLEN mobil e phone? To check your Mobile phone's serial number, key in the following digits on your phone: * # 0 6 # A 15 digit code will appear on the screen. This number is unique to your handset. Write it down and keep it somewhere safe. when your phone get stolen, you can phone your service provider and give them this code. They will then be able to block your handset so even if the thief changes the SIM card, your phone will be totally useless. You probably won't get your phone back, but at least you know that whoever stole it can't use/sell it either. If everybody does this, there would be no point in people stealing mobile phones. Many advanced users must be knowing this secrets, but anyways thought of sharing it which might come handy to atleast a few !! There r more such secrets to be uploaded in the next posts, keep checking in to get the secrets about Imate Jam, Nokia Communicator, Treo & other PDA & Pocket Pcs Tags : , , , .

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Ways to keep your customers inside the showroom

Friday, September 08, 2006

Customer inside show room 1 Customer inside show room 2

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Life Explained in a simple Snap

Life explained in a Easy way using bottles at different stages, a creative look at the bottles used . I love the second last stage
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Sons who make their Dad Proud

Sunday, September 03, 2006

This r a few snaps of the kids making their dad proud of the acts, Enjoy the snaps !!
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Actual Job Application by a 17 yr Old Boy

This is an actual job application that a 17-year-old boy submitted at a McDonald's fast-food establishment in Florida........and they hired him because he was so honest and funny! NAME: Greg Bulmash SEX: Not yet. Still waiting for the right person. DESIRED POSITION: Company's President or Vice President. But seriously, whatever's available. If I was in a position to be picky, I wouldn't be applying here in the firstplace. DESIRED SALARY: $185,000 a year plus stock options and a Michael Ovitz style severance package. If that's not possible, make an offer and we can haggle. EDUCATION: Yes. LAST POSITION HELD: Target for middle management hostility. SALARY: Less than I'm worth. MOST NOTABLE ACHIEVEMENT: My incredible collection of stolen pens and post-it notes. REASON FOR LEAVING: It sucked. AVAILABLE TO WORK: Of course! That's what I'm applying. PREFERRED HOURS: 1:30-3:30 p.m., Monday,Tuesday, and Thursday. DO YOU HAVE ANY SPECIAL SKILLS?: Yes, but they're better suited to a more intimate environment. MAY WE CONTACT YOUR CURRENT EMPLOYER?: If I had one, would I be here? DO YOU HAVE ANY PHYSICAL CONDITIONS THAT WOULD PROHIBIT YOU FROM LIFTING UP TO 50 LBS?: Of what? DO YOU HAVE A CAR?: I think the more appropriate question here would be "Do you have a car that runs?" HAVE YOU RECEIVED ANY SPECIAL AWARDS OR RECOGNITION?: I may already be a winner of the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes. DO YOU SMOKE?: On the job, no; on my breaks, yes. WHAT WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE DOING IN FIVE YEARS?: Living in the Bahamas with a fabulously wealthy dumb sexy blonde super model who thinks I'm the greatest thing since sliced bread. Actually, I'd like to be doing that now. DO YOU CERTIFY THAT THE ABOVE IS TRUE AND COMPLETE TO THE BEST OF YOUR KNOWLEDGE?: Yes. Absolutely. SIGN HERE: Aries. Sometimes being honest and funny doesn't hurt. It actually gets you attention!
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Google HeadQuarter

Saturday, September 02, 2006

Google’s HQ, otherwise known as Googleplex, is situated in Mountain view, California in Silicon Valley. Throughout the corridors between the four buildings, there are all sorts of Google memorabilia on display. They even employ guides who specialize in explaining Google’s history to people. There are lava lamps everywhere, as well as free coke and candy all over the place. They’ve also got huge multicolored exercise balls everywhere.
Google Head Quarter- Glowing Lamps View Complete Post People’s workspaces are full of individuality, and the atmosphere is relaxed. There are couches everywhere. People can have a lie down when they need to and take a break.
Google WorkSpace Google’s staff loves sports. The big guns often have meetings at the pool table or in the corridors.
Google Meeting Room The casual atmosphere in Google HQ can be demonstrated by the fact that staff can bring their pets to work, and the pets are allowed to wander around the office.
Google Work Culture There’s a rule within Google: that there must be food within 100 feet of every employee. There was once an engineer who felt a bit ripped off about that rule because his nearest food counter was 120 feet away, so he asked for the error to be corrected, tongue in cheek. The relevant department replied: “There’s a restaurant right above your desk, and you are definitely less than 100 feet from that one.”
Google Food Counter This looks more like a toyshop than a workspace!
Google Toy Shop Rumor has it, a dude who had just joined Google had not been able to find a flat, so he lived at Google HQ for a month. He lived a lot better than Tom Hanks in The Terminal. Meals are provided, couches everywhere, there are showers in the bathrooms, a gym and a swimming machine. There are even pianos in music rooms you could use. Better than the facilities at home! The dude didn’t leave Google HQ for a month straight.
Google Cubicle
It’s all fun and games!
Google Recreational
Whiteboards at Google HQ are filled with all sorts of great (or not) ideas in all sorts of different languages.
Google WhiteBoard
There’s free food all over the place, it almost look like a supermarket.
Google Choclate Store

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Meet the Sexiest Brides

Funny Bride Bride Poking the nose Bride Pranks Bride blowing the trumpet
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